No lie…this is an actual event in my office. How was this event started? Because Engineers are ultra-competitive people
and someone started talking smack. A food
challenge was issued and it turned into an annual homemade guacamole recipe
contest. There is even a trophy
involved. Actually, it’s really just an
excuse for a bunch of research scientists to eat food…not that a reason was
really necessary. (haha)
However this year, we decided to expand the food options and
people not participating in the guacamole contest could bring in whatever food
item they liked. One of our team members
decided to bring in a crock-pot full of roasted shaved beef and serve
sandwiches at GuacFest. It smelled
fantastic, but she didn’t want to keep it in her office while it continued to
cook. So she decided to take it to the
break-room upstairs in our building and left it…UNATTENDED! Not even a post-it note on it saying “Do not
touch”. She’d obviously lost her mind.
Now here is something you have to understand about engineers
and scientists, they are mostly men and they LOVE to eat. If you leave food out ANYWHERE in the
building unattended and without a note on it (sometimes even with a note on it)
they WILL eat it. It’s like watching a
pack of wolves attack a roasted turkey.
You’ll lose a limb if you try to get in the way.
When we discovered she’d left the food in the break room, we
decided we had to take steps to prevent scavengers from cleaning out the
crock-pot before GuacFest.
Next up…Cookie Jubilee on December 14th. Oh I got this…
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